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What is the worst date you've ever been on?

I was in 11th grade, I think, and I had seen this kid at a show. I thought he was cute, so I asked my friend who he was. I guess he went to her school and she was sort of friends with him. So, a week or so passed, and my friend told me that this guy thought I was really cute. He ended up texting me and then we called each other, and we decided to go on a date. Well, he got lost trying to get to my house and blamed me for it. Then I asked him to come inside because my mother wanted to meet him, and he said, "Why? Are you going to tape me to the chair and rape me?" I was like, "No..." So, after that, we left to go see the movie Hitch. For the entire movie he kept holding my hand (which got really clammy) and sat so that my head was on his shoulder (which hurt after a while), but I was too nervous to change positions. After the movie (which seemed like FOREVER) he drove me home, but on the way home all he talked about was himself. He made it seem like he was WAY smarter than me and more intellectual because he could speak fluent Spanish and he was going to Spain. He was never interested in me or my life. Then he kept bitching because he had no gas, and again sighed heavily and blamed me that he was running out of gas. Finally, he dropped me off, walked me to my door, kissed me goodnight and said, "This isn't going to work," and left. I didn't even know what to say to that. I just sort of shrugged and went inside. I hope he ran out of gas on his way home. Ugh, I don't know what I saw in him anyway. His nose was huge! A friend I have in college knows who he is; they went to the same school; and my friend said that the kid is a big douche. Haha!

So, last night my throat hurt unbelievably bad. My neighbors were being wicked loud, so at 11:30, I knocked on Dustin's door and asked if I could sleep in his room. The girl that was hanging out with my neighbors walked out of the bathroom and was like, "You guys are really loud, they're both up!" By "both" she meant Dustin and me. They're all so inconsiderate and immature. I feel a little better today. Well, my throat doesn't hurt as much. I have developed a slight cough, which isn't pleasant. I'm wicked tired. My eyes hurt; I'm wearing my glasses. I definitely need to take a long nap today, and do my laundry.

Dustin said if I call health services to confirm that I don't have strep, then he'll give me a back massage! :)

Blake texted me last night to tell me that he has pneumonia. Damn. At least now he can get on some antibiotics and get better! Which is more than I can say for Dustin and myself.

I'm also in the school newspaper in the opinion section. The question was "What is your opinion on human cloning." I said, "If they clone Orlando Bloom a million times, I'm all for it." And then there's a picture of me next to it. :) YAY!

It seems I have started a Sims 2 epidemic.