This Is Dustin Writing In Kirsten's Journal
You sure won all right, you hypocritical butt stuffer.
I think I'm going to use a familiar tactic and pick apart some things she said:
"I thought he was the one decent guy I had dated.
He was just fucking trash, like everyone else who walked in and out of my life."
First I would like to comment on just exactly how fitting it is for someone like you to take a happy day that has absolutely nothing to do with you, twist in your sick fucking mind, and somehow put yourself in the spotlight. You can try and slander my name, but just know this: I'm LAUGHING AT YOU. Go ahead and tell people I cheated on you, I would prefer that over you telling people that I didn't. I had plenty of times I could have, but I didn't. If this helps you add drama to your "woe is me, every one hates me so I'm going to listen to Evanescence" life then your welcome.
Oh and by the way fucking Evanescence sucks. That's why the Foo Fighters won that grammy because they are amazing and Amy Lee sucks fat-person dick, which I'm sure you know all about, you whore.
"Haha, I had to delete Uggo's comment because of it's sheer stupidity. It was suuch an eyesore on my comment page."
Don't kid yourself, you deleted her comment because you're a fucking coward and you didn't want any one to see her kick your ass. Your insult, well, a person in kindergarten could be more original than that. I had a good laugh at what you and my little sister call my girlfriend. Uggo? Huh? Did you make that up? It's cute. Besides she's about a billion times better than you, she's not angsty and doesn't sit in her room all day so she doesn't look like a ghost. She doesn't cover her entire face in makeup because she's got ugly ass acne, but most of all her vagina doesn't smell like asshole. Wipe front to back! :)
"I hate when people make up shit about me that wasn't and never could be true, just to get at me."
I'm sorry, when did I ever make anything up? I have always thought of myself as a truthful person. I never lied about anything. Your vagina really did smell like swamp ass! Sometimes I would go home and my fingers would reek so badly. I could never figure it out, but then one day, I took a big shit and as I was walking out of the bathroom, I realized that it smelled like your pussy.
"It must be so tough to have to live with the fact that I'll always be smarter, better, stronger."
You are in no way smarter, better, and stronger. You are a weak person. It clearly shows when you make friends with a fifteen year old because you need a rebound-relationship because you're too pathetic on your own. In no way are you better. Kirsten never makes me feel like shit, I never feel the need to punch her in her stupid whore mouth because of the mean things she says, she never tells me what to do, and I never have to talk on the phone for two hours every fucking night because "we didn't talk enough". God you're a bitch.
"It's so funny that she is saying the same like, insults as me and the
same thing over and over because she knows she's got nothin'. Saaaad."
I don't really blame Kirsten, what else would she need to make fun of you for? That's plenty. I'm not even over the fact you tried to shove your fingers up my ass while we were having sex. True it was a long time ago, true you may have had previous experiences in that sort of thing, and true you didn't know any better, but that still doesn't make it any better. I didn't forget, and you trying to pass it off as lying is pathetic. Just by your reaction just proves that you did it. DASSSS JUST SAAAAD.
"I just hope she doesn't major in English! Because REALLY. C'mon. You have to be a little smart for that."
Again, it just goes to show how stupid you really are. Kirsten is very smart, and you wanna know why what you said holds no water? It's because there were a bunch of us sitting on her computer typing that out. Karen was just a character for our amusement while we played around with you, it wasn't actually Kirsten talking, you idiot. Haven't you ever seen her other entries? I'm sure you have, don't lie. Kirsten isn't the one that dropped out of college you dumb cunt.
Oh yeah, don't diss Karen all right? There's no need to be rude. Karen does not agree with anything you say. She just likes big ol' boobiez, you can't blame her you have the smallest I've seen so Karen was at a loss, ya know?.(You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now).
"Apparently, the guy that begged and cried to be my BFF, was nothing but a sleaze so he just kept sleeping with me even though he "despised me" (talk about fucked up...) and his GF is just a stupid, ugly bitch."
Huh? What exactly are you referring to? Sleaze? I thought Karen made that word up? No? Yeah I stuck around for the sex, but it wasn't really worth it. You sucked at just about everything you did. You wanna know what fucked up is? You thinking that we were going to get married and fucking crying over it.
"For someone to accuse me of living in the past, she sure is pretty obsessed with me and my thoughts."
You don't even have a present life for yourself, you never have. When we dated, all you talked about was Nick, only after I broke up with you did you think about me because I was now the past. You are "A big, huge, walking contradiction" yourself cunt rag. Cry Baby.
"I gave him no reason to stop talking to me, or even to despise me. He did that on his own. It will forever remain a mystery to me."
I'm not sure I really even have to say anything to this. Please see above reasons why Kirsten is better than you, I think that will suffice.
Oh by the way, that stupid fucking red dog you gave me, we had a good ol' laugh with that, defaced it, and threw it away. So thanks for your horrible taste, it provided some entertainment for a little while.
On a lighter note:
"Anyway, I have to see a doctor NAO. Because last night I stood up to go to bed and I literally fainted for about 2 seconds. I am losing farrrr too much blood, especially in the last two months."
We can all only hope that you die a slow painful death.
:)
If you reply to this just know that it will give me satisfaction to know how critical, immature, and low-down in this shit you really are. We're just going to laugh at whatever you say.
Comments
And if that's not enough they have douches....God, stini up the fucking butt needs a life.
i only created this account just so i could write this. that said, usually i say something nice about everyone, but from everything i've heard about you (and heard from you, too), you just fucking blow. karen is great, stini up the butt isn't. that's all.