Hilarity Ensues

UnjustCoho: Oh me, oh my.
SingOverMyRadio: Oh me, Oh life!
UnjustCoho: seriously.
SingOverMyRadio: of the questions of these recurring....
SingOverMyRadio: I have one, who are you?
UnjustCoho: CodyBrom
UnjustCoho: Cody Brom
SingOverMyRadio: well, if that isn't a made up name, I dont know what is
UnjustCoho: Cody Bromley
SingOverMyRadio: Ok, and do we know each other?
UnjustCoho: i don't know who you are yet
UnjustCoho: so please, enlighten me
SingOverMyRadio: well, seeing as how you got my screen name, you must know something about me
UnjustCoho: you were the one who sent me a message first!
SingOverMyRadio: right, and I believe you said that last time you stalked me
UnjustCoho: look, i really don't want to deal with crap like this right now. if you really were one of my friends I'd know this screen name. but for you to come out of the blue and accuse me of being your stalker.. no way mister. no way in hell.
UnjustCoho: tell me who you are, or not. i don't care.
SingOverMyRadio: I am Mr. Walt Whitman.
UnjustCoho: that block buttons looking awfully shiny, and i'm thinking about pressing it.
UnjustCoho: bs, whitman died years ago.
SingOverMyRadio: How dare you recite my poem wrong, and then accuse me of being dead.
UnjustCoho: pick another members of the dead poets sociert
UnjustCoho: *society
UnjustCoho: is that all you got ghost of poetry's past?
UnjustCoho: Come, I will make the continent indissoluble!
UnjustCoho: I will make the most splendi race the sun ever shone upon,
UnjustCoho: *splendid
SingOverMyRadio: I don't feel the need to transcend time and space with you
UnjustCoho: then peace be with you
SingOverMyRadio: and also with you.
UnjustCoho: you always were a crappy poet
UnjustCoho: and i never liked you
UnjustCoho: Leaves of Grass was hardly a compilation
UnjustCoho: you should have stuck to what you did best
UnjustCoho: being an asskisser
SingOverMyRadio: Yes, Emerson truly was the love of my life
SingOverMyRadio: And I wanted only his support and genius with me
UnjustCoho: look i really have no idea to you're true identity. and i'm sure you mistaken by having contacted me. My name is Cody Bromley from Tulsa. OK.
UnjustCoho: i truly feel no need to continue this conversation until you're willing to tell me who you really are
SingOverMyRadio: yet, you've ALSO IMed one of my friends on a separate occasion
UnjustCoho: i never im anyone
SingOverMyRadio: Hmmm class of 07.
UnjustCoho: only my girlfriend
SingOverMyRadio: Broken Arrow High School?
UnjustCoho: yup
UnjustCoho: thats me
SingOverMyRadio: Well, enjoy yourself out in Oklahoma.
UnjustCoho: facebook stalking much?
SingOverMyRadio: I would say the same to you.
UnjustCoho: sire you are truly mistaken.
UnjustCoho: i have not done such a thing
UnjustCoho: mind telling me this other friend's AIM handle?
SingOverMyRadio: Ok. Well, read some more Whitman and think about what it means to be a Poet. Get back to me when you understand that.
SingOverMyRadio: Peace!
UnjustCoho: i don't think i know such a body

Apparently he has ALSO IMed Ryan and webecamethey: he said: "name a more repulsive human being than larry king"  i said:  "Larry david" he said " what? who are you?"

He actually IMed me once before. I think it was over the summer or when school started, and said I IMed him and asked me who I was. It was totally weird.